20 June 2009

just cuz I felt like it.

"Buy some shoes."
"Yes, sir."
“I don’t think you have to call me “sir”, sir”, Lieutenant Scheisskopf pointed out. “You outrank me.”
“Yes, sir. I may outrank you, sir, but you’re still my commanding officer.”
“Yes, sir, that’s right,” Lieutenant Scheisskopf agreed. “You may outrank me, sir, but I’m still your commanding officer. So you better do what I tell you, sir, or you’ll get in trouble. Go to the hospital and tell them you’re sick, sir. Stay there until your uniform allowance catches up with you and you have some money to buy some uniforms.”
“Yes, sir.”
“And some shoes, sir. Buy some shoes the first chance you get, sir.”
“Yes, sir. I will, sir.”
“Thank you, sir.”

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wellllll I was extremely bored today as steph would know. I missed the bus but for some reason I decided to walk home. it was cold. rolling around on art tables and being annoying in general is amusing. yeah, I'm still bored

15 June 2009

the girl meme & questionable sanity

♥GIRLS ONLY:♥

♥Do you sleep in your bra?
no
♥Do you enjoy drama?
asian dramas yes~ real life drama, depends what kind =P
♥Are you a girly girl?
I don't think I am...
♥Last person you hugged?
stebby? ♥Small or big purses?
big purses messenger bags... how other girls can fit all their stuff into one of those tiny purses is beyond me.
♥Do you think you’re conceited?
yes =P very much so
♥Do you dress up on Halloween?
never have probably never will =/ unless I move to united states or something
♥Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
I dreamt that I slept at school overnight in one of the toilet cubicles
♥Has anyone touched/smacked your butt?
Yes
♥Last person who walked you somewhere?
I can't remember ):
♥Do you call anybody by their last name?
With the exception of adults with titles, I don't think so =/ but joy calls me by my last name.
♥Do you wear makeup?
nope, too much of a hassle to put on, not to mention expensive... oh wait, sometimes nail polish. but it flakes off real fast >< ♥Ever cried at a movie theater?
nope, the presence of other people kills the mood
♥Can you put mascara on without opening your mouth?
o_o yes
♥Have you ever been called a bad influence?
hahahahahahha tbh, yes, once. XD
♥THIS OR THAT:♥
♥Eyeliner or Mascara?
no preference =/ I guess if I had to choose, eyeliner, since you can always get fake eyelashes =P
♥Louis Vuitton or Dooney & Burke?
...whaa?
♥American Eagle or Hollister?
american eagle. (:
♥Heels or flats?
honestly I think heels look better than flats.
♥Skirts or pants?
'pends. some skirts are real pretty (:
♥Hoodies or jackets?
hoodies ftw
♥Heels or sneakers?
yeah, chucks. =P although some heels are real pretty, so I guess I'd choose those over the ugly sneakers >< ♥Straight or curly hair?
straight, or maybe slightly wavy would be interesting if I had longer hair, just to experience it.
♥RANDOM:♥
♥What color is your bra that your wearing?
getting ready for bed so no bra lol
♥Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
depends on the guy. I tend to go for dark haired guys more though
♥Are you currently frustrated with a guy?
maybe =/
♥Do you have a best friend?
nope (:
♥Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
lol, yes. as part of my murder plans (ask steph.)
♥Do you like your life?
right now, yeah I guess. overall I am happy even though I like to find things to complain about since it's more fun with conflict.
♥Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
yes lol, not very pleasant
♥Would you ever tell someone you loved them even though you didn't?
depends how much I could get out of it. =P
♥Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
lol yes, lightly
♥Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
yes
♥Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
yes
♥Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
yeah, but once again life killed my dreams ):
♥Are you currently missing someone?
yes D:
♥IN A BOY:♥
♥Preppy or Punk/Goth?
to the preppy side tbh lol
♥Well-educated or Dropout?
hah, is this really a question you are asking me XD
♥Anything Cute or Abercrombie?
wha...
♥Contacts or Glasses?
don't care, but it's a plus if he looks good with and without 8D
♥Funny or Serious?
funny~~
♥Long Hair or Short Hair?
depends what suits him (:
♥Curly Hair or Straight Hair?
probably straight... but that also depends if he looks good with curly hair...
♥Good Dancer or Good Singer?
singer lol
♥Basketball Player or Football Player?
basketball player~
♥Smoker or Non-smoker?
man if you're a smoker don't even try get near me.
♥Drinker or Non-drinker?
non-drinker ==

welll I had a little emotional breakdown on friday night that nobody knows about but yeah that turned out okay after I wagged chinese to go down to viaduct for 2 hours and spend some time alone. alone time is very important for sanity. even though humans are social creatures we still need our hermit time... sigh, who knows how much I cried between friday and saturday...

spent this weekend at steph's house cuz my parents randomly decided to pull a rotorua trip out of their ass, since one of their friends came to visit nz from hong kong this week. I didn't want to go, since it's boring and I had a bad feeling about it, so I had to stay at steph's. intuition never lies, they ended up inviting the family friends with the creeper son. although, I still had to sit through dinner with him last night. siigh =.=

in terms of orthodontics, I'm getting my braces on july 7th (: today I got a retainer for top teeth so they don't move before then. it feels weird >< but I guess at least you can't notice it's there. very similar to invisalign, except instead of aligning my teeth its aim is to keep them as crooked as they are now. 8D

k-on! is so cute... but 200mb an episode.. my poar internet. ):

11 June 2009

How to talk about women while retaining political correctness

Enjoy:

She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED-AMERICAN.

She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.

She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.

She is not HALF NAKED - She is WARDROBE IMPAIRED.

She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY - She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED.

She is not CONCEITED - She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES.

She does not want to be MARRIED - She wants to lock you in DOMESTIC INCARCERATION.

She does not GAIN WEIGHT - She is a METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER.

She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.

She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

She does not TEASE or FLIRT - She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.

She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

She is not TOO SKINNY - She is SKELETALLY PROMINENT.

She does not HAVE A MUSTACHE - She is IN TOUCH WITH HER MASCULINE SIDE.

She does not HATE TELEVISED SPORTS - She is ATHLETICALLY IGNORANT.

She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

She does not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME - She commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE.

She does not GET YOU EXCITED - She causes TEMPORARY BLOOD DISPLACEMENT.

She is not KINKY - She is a NON-INHIBITED SEXUAL COMPANION.

She does not have a KILLER BODY - She is TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE.

She does not GO SHOPPING - She is MALL FLUENT.

She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

She does not get FAT or CHUBBY - She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY.

She is not COLD or FRIGID - She is THERMALLY INACCESSIBLE.

She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.

She does not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP - She has reached COSMETIC SATURATION.

She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is GRAVITY RESISTANT.

She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE

She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.

She is not LOOSE - She is MORALLY IMPAIRED.

She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.

She does not have THIN LIPS - She is COLLAGEN DEPENDENT.

08 June 2009

oh, the things she does to waste time

and with that I go to bed.

06 June 2009

lack of updates

^by laina.

so yeah, it's been a while, i'm not sure if it's because I am mentally stable right now or if I just cbs updating but either way here's an update just because I feel guilty for not updating.

exam results are back, yet I feel more stress than ever lol... lucy's moving to aus, so I have to prepare a goodbye present... also a lot of internals coming up, and the like... and I need to tidy my desk. must also prepare stuffs for DO ><><>>

and also, @laina, since you keep pestering about ncea/ib I think I'm probably going to take ib. but even now I have no idea wtf I am taking within that. also I don't like making final decisions so I might change my mind again later but right now it's pretty sure. ugh, I feel so inadequate lately though. seems like everyone else is trying so hard at school and I feel like I'm actually trying less. I feel like my standards have dropped or something >> admittedly it could be a good thing to avoid stressing out about results but still, aim high = higher results right? sigh... I find that I'm affected very easily by outside factors when it should really be what I want and what's best for me, but what if those are conflicting? and what if I don't even know what I want...

well, I suppose a coin flip could be used, but even I'm not that carefree when it comes to life changing decisions.

getting late, grandma wants to go to fleamarket real early tomorrow, I think we're meant to be out the door by 8am tomorrow or something (ridiculous I know) so eh, night for now >< really wish I actually had something interesting to say, but I don't.